DOH!

It has recently been disclosed that some universities, and I use that term advisedly, are making unconditional offers to hapless school leavers in return for a minimum investment of £30,000 over three years and the promise of a worthless degree at the end of it.  Unconditional offers mean that the leavers are guaranteed a place regardless of entry results such as ‘A’ levels or any other test of their academic prowess.

One cannot get away from the nagging suspicion that these unconditional offers are being made by ‘new’ universities which wouldn’t otherwise be able to meet their quotas or indeed justify their very existence without them, but whilst we cling to the absurd mantra that everybody is entitled to a place at university regardless of ability, these third-rate institutions will find a market of sorts.  It is also instructive to note that of the top ten universities making more than half of their offers unconditional last year, all were ‘new’.  The biggest offender was the University of Suffolk, which made a staggering 83.8% of its offers unconditional.

But it gets worse. More first class degrees are being handed out like confetti at a wedding than ever before, and last year, across the board, more firsts were awarded than 2:2s and thirds combined.  It risks devaluing the entire ethos of higher education, and as W.S. Gilbert wrote: “When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.”  Put another way, it’s dumbing down for dummies, and universities are not supposed to be pandering to dummies.

According to Nicola Dandridge, chief executive of the Office for Students, “it is fundamentally important that degrees hold their value over time.  There has been a significant and unexplained grade inflation since 2010, which risks undermining public confidence in our higher education system.”

The other obvious problem besides public confidence is the cruel misconception that a first class degree from Bogbrush University is going to put the graduate on the fast track to fame and fortune and instant riches, when the reality is quite different.  Employers are unlikely to be impressed, finding such a degree worthless, and who can blame them?  So many applicants cannot even spell properly, and have never heard of ‘curriculum vitae’ let alone what it means.

Surely it’s time and enough for the government to understand that higher education is fundamentally different from comprehensive education, where one size fits all, and where ability and creative thinking are discouraged.  A good university education is supposed to be the pursuit of academic excellence and not intellectual mediocrity, and is supposed to encourage original thought and not rote learning.

Some of you will remember the days when universities were the preserve of academia or the vocations, and technical colleges offered real prospects in the workplace.  They replaced, or at least supplemented, the apprenticeship scheme, where real crafts were learned and jobs readily available to skilled workers across the board, and it didn’t take £10,000 a year to acquire them.

I remember, not so long ago, when it was bruited abroad that plumbers were earning £70,000 pa, there was a stampede amongst lawyers to sign up.  An income such as this was riches beyond their wildest dreams to those dependent on legal aid.

Time for a complete rethink if our higher education system is not to become the laughing-stock of our competitors.

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DYING WITH DIGNITY

The Royal College of Physicians has been dragged into a vocal and undignified spat with its members over assisted dying, with some opposed, some supportive, and the rest uncommitted.  It’s like Brexit all over again, with a consensus as far away as ever.

It is quite extraordinary that the law regulating assisted suicide and every permutation in between goes back to 1961, when the Suicide Act was passed.  That Act served a very narrow purpose, which was to relax the law on suicide and attempted suicide, which, before the Act, was a criminal offence.

In days of yore, it was acknowledged, albeit reluctantly, that it was  a waste of time prosecuting a corpse, but the law, aided and abetted by the ‘caring’ Catholic and Apostolic Church, made sure that those who remained were punished instead.

Those who committed suicide were denied a Christian burial – and instead carried to a crossroads in the dead of night and dumped in a pit, a wooden stake hammered through the body pinning it in place. There were no clergy or mourners, and no prayers were offered.

But punishment did not end with death. The deceased’s family were stripped of their belongings and they were handed to the Crown. The suicide of an adult male could reduce his survivors to pauperism.  Suffice it to say suicides were rare indeed in the olden days, and with a generous massaging of the truth, the dear departed were presented as victims of foul play.  Plod would come along, take a few details with a well licked pencil in his pocket book and it would be an open and shut case.

But I digress.  It is a fact of life and death that we as a population are getting older and older.  Statistics tell us that on average, we are living 15 years longer than we did twenty years ago.  And with medical science keeping us going well past our sell by date, the issue of assisted suicide is becoming more and more relevant.

It is not so much our life span that is relevant, but our quality of life, and that is where assisted suicide comes into play.  Whilst we can debate ad nauseam the ethics, it is increasingly the case that some are being kept alive against their wishes simply because nobody will take reponsibility for ending it.

We all know of cases of our nearest and dearest suffering from a terminal illness, where medical science is keeping them alive against their wishes, and where they are pumped full of morphine and painkillers until an undignified death finally puts them out of their misery.  Far better to choose the order of our going, surrounded by our family and friends, and then quietly slipping away.

By way of safeguard, and to allay any fears about foul play,  I support the idea of two medical practitioners justifying the decision to withdraw life support, a decision to be endorsed by a senior judge who will also consult the immediate family.

 We don’t need well meaning but ignorant lobbyists shouting the odds about the right to life and waving placards.  It is none of their business.  Far better if they took voluntary employment in a care home where they could wipe bottoms and change soiled sheeets and feed the inmates and then, if they still felt the need to wave placards, they could see first hand the damage and distress they are causing.

There is absolutely nothing wrong about dying with dignity.

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GIVE A DOG A BAD NAME

The Rehabilitation of Offenders Act hit the Statute books as long ago as 1974, and briefly as it turned out, it heralded a new dawn of sorts.  The Act was devised to ‘pardon’ criminals who had been convicted of relatively minor offences many years ago so that they could start afresh with a clean sheet.

Unfortunately, there were so many caveats built into the system that in many cases, the Act was meaningless.  These caveats included the seriousness of the crime and therefore the length of time during which the conviction remained ‘unspent’, and the nature of the offence itself and the extent to which it might impact on future employment.  This is relevant when the ‘spent’ criminal is applying for employment in sensitive areas such as working with children or vunerable adults.

For the most part, judges in the criminal courts ignored the Act on the ground that once a criminal always a criminal, and the offender’s rehabilitation was irrrelevant.  Those were what some called ‘the good old days’.

The Supreme Court has revisited the Act, with campaigners baying at the door.  It seems to go with the territory, there seems to be a campaign for almost everything, fronted by spokespersons of dubious provenance who bob to the surface from time to time and shout the odds like so many fishwives.

Two were in evidence to assist the Supreme Court; Unlock, a charity for people with convictions, and Just for Kids Law, the same but with a different nomenclature.  Whether they assisted the court or not is a matter of speculation.

Lord Sumption, a judge who needs no assistance, gave the lead judgment, and without going into the minutiae, ruled that the way some criminal records are disclosed is disproportionate and infringes human rights.  [If in doubt, wave the ‘human rights’ flag.]

Lord Sumption was considering individual cases, and therefore not painting with a broad brush, and for all purposes, the Act remains unchanged.  What it means, as did the Act back in 1974, is that each case must be decided on its own particular facts, otherwise known as a cop out.  The argument goes on, and it will be for individual judges to balance the interests of society with those of the miscreant, whose interests wouldn’t have to be balanced if he (she) hadn’t committed the crime in the first place.

The final word goes to the Chief Executive of JfKL, who bleated: “The government should now conduct a wide-ranging review of the entire criminal records disclosure regime for children and young people.”

Yeah, and if pigs could fly!

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MONUMENTAL INCOMPETENCE

I am told that judges, lawyers and staff in the family courts may have to cut corners and exceed time limits because of the high volume of work, and by all accounts, it is a malaise spreading throughout the entire court system.

My recent experiences of the court service do not auger well, and whilst it is easy to blame ‘high volume of work’, much is down to incompetence. In addition, the increasing involvement of the litigant in person is a factor. If you make litigation ‘user friendly’ then you can hardly complain if litigants in person use it.

In the civil and family courts, legal aid is not readily available, a commendable attempt no doubt to keep costs to manageable proportions, so the litigant in person has little help beyond their local Citizens Advice Bureau and a handful of self-professed experts down at the Bull and Bush public house, where they know everything. Tempting though it is for judges to throw their arms up in disgust and dump the whole case in the rubbish bin, this is unlikely to find favour with the powers that be.

These and more are challenges to the court system, but the challenges arise primarily from monumental incompetence.  I realise that when I contact a court, either by email or phone, I am told in advance that court staff are not legally qualified and therefore cannot offer legal advice.  Fair enough, but invariably the purpose of my contact is simply a request for a progress report and an update, not unreasonable in the circumstances.  If I send an email, I get a computer generated reply which reads: “Thank you for your email which has been received by the court. We will reply as soon as possible,” but they don’t.  In one case, I sent 8 emails, all receiving the same computer generated reply, and nothing else.  I was subsequently criticised by a judge who reviewed my case and told me that the court staff were under considerable pressure and I should stop pestering them!  Unhelpful in the extreme, and if this is the prevailing attitude, what hope of reform?  Finally, in sheer frustration, I made an official complaint to the Ministry of Justice, which at least generated a prompt reply from the clerk to the court’s bankruptcy division.  As my case had absolutely nothing to do with bankruptcy, the reply was well intentioned if wide of the mark.

In June 1996 the Rt Hon Lord Woolf published a review of the civil justice system. His findings were that the civil justice system was too slow, too costly and too complex. As a result of this review legislation was made for the introduction of rules of court to be called the Civil Procedure Rules (CPR). The rules are to be made with a view to securing that the civil justice system is accessible fair and efficient, and the rules are both simple and simply expressed.  Sadly, they failed on both counts, and as they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.


After 3 years of navel gazing, the CPR came into force on 26 April 1999, and are now the bible of the civil law.  But what Lord Wolff and his committee didn’t envisage is that these Rules would take on a life of their own, to be analysed and gnawed over ad nauseam. 

I remember the good old days when judges decided cases not on the niceties of legal semantics but on good old fashioned common sense. I remember one judge in particular who denied Counsel access to law books on the basis that he was the law in his court, and that was that.  His view may have been extreme, but he was rarely appealed and there was little or no backlog of cases waiting for his determination.

We need judges to lead, not follow.  We need judges with imagination and the confidence to make decisions.  We need judges who are not afraid  of their own shadow.  And above all, we need judges with a mind of their own and not simply the mouthpiece of the civil service.  If the civil service want to remain monumentally incompetent, let them do so, but not on our time.

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THE COMPENSATION CULTURE

The Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority (CICA) has just been reviewed by the affectionately named Baroness Newlove, and it doesn’t make for easy reading.

Before picking through her report, those of you with long memories will know that the CICA started out life in 1964, when you and I were wearing a younger man’s clothes. Its avowed purpose was to compensate victims of crime, a laudable aim, but easier said than done.

Baroness Newlove said her review found that the CICA was needlessly forcing survivors to repeat traumatic details.   That body seemed “calculated to frustrate and alienate” those it should be helping, she said.

The Ministry of Justice, which oversees the CICA, is considering the findings.

Victims of sexual or violent crimes, including bereaved relatives of murder victims, are able to claim money from the CICA to help them recover. That financial support can help them access counselling or improve safety measures around their home, or an all expenses holiday to New Zealand!

However, Baroness Newlove said the process of claiming support is often having a “detrimental impact” on their wellbeing.

Under the system, people need to provide details of the crimes against them including times, dates and addresses. I fail to see how this can be described as having a “detrimental impact” on their wellbeing.

“Evidence demonstrates that completing this part of the CICA application form is highly traumatic as it re-triggers memories of the incident,” the Conservative peer wrote.

That said, and it may be true in some cases, the CICA is handing out taxpayers’ money, and is enjoined to be vigilant in order to weed out the false claimants, of whom there are many. Those of us at the legal coalface will have our own first hand experiences, and unless nipped in the bud, large sums of money can be shovelled in the path of those who are wholly undeserving. The recent well publicised cases from the Grenfell fire disaster speak volumes.

“Yet, in every case,” she witters on, “the CICA apply to the police for a full copy of the victim statement and reports so the need for the victim to repeat their story on their application form is unclear.” It’s crystal clear to me.

The CICA has previously been criticised by campaigners for withholding compensation on arbitrary grounds. 

A Ministry of Justice spokesperson, having thumbed through his dictionary of well worn platitudes, said: “Whilst no amount of compensation can make up for the immense suffering endured by victims of violent crime, we are committed to ensuring that they receive the help and support needed to rebuild their lives.

“We take this duty very seriously, which is why as part of our victims strategy last year we pledged to look at the difficulties faced by some when applying for compensation.”

Its own review of the system is scheduled to report back later this year. I can hardly wait.

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