Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 57

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/cache.php on line 36

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/cache.php on line 384

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 560

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/classes.php on line 684

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/query.php on line 21

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-includes/theme.php on line 540

Strict Standards: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /homepages/43/d407884185/htdocs/dosb/blog/wp-content/plugins/wp-db-backup.php on line 90
- The Barrister Bard
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ORDER IN COURT


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July 18th, 2014

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Whilst feeding you excerpts from May It Please Your Lordship, the exciting news is that Book 2 in the Toby Potts series has just been released on Amazon.  It’s entitled Order in Court authored by me.  Go to Amazon, buy, enjoy, and look out for Book 3, provisionally entitled My Learned Friend, due for release early in the new year.

 

It doesn’t get more exciting than this!

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR


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Herewith as promised a short excerpt from May It Please Your Lordship Chapter 11:

 

It was a memorable week in my life as the pace quickened.  I had been instructed to represent an eighteen-year-old yob charged with mugging a group of schoolboys and relieving them of their pocket money and a BMX bike.  Without Bootsy’s firm hand on the tiller, the youth had decided to chance his arm with the jury, but it was an uphill struggle.  I was pushed to make a fist of it, especially as the school kids all knew the defendant from earlier encounters in the playground, and the BMX was found in his auntie’s shed.  But the best evidence came from a veritable vision of loveliness, Camilla Foster-Ward, who was on her way to a modelling assignment in her Audi TT and witnessed the whole incident.  Unlike many who would simply drive on, she stopped to comfort the kids and left her name and address with Plod.

 

From the moment she swayed into court, the defendant’s fate was sealed.  Whatever else the jury were going to make of the school kids, they were totally captivated by the fragrant Camilla and every word she uttered.  The defendant went crashing down in record time.

To refresh my spirits after such a depressing ordeal, I popped into a nearby wine bar.  Seeing Camilla, eating alone at a corner table, my heart skipped a beat, and taking a deep breath, I went over and introduced myself.  Camilla didn’t seem hugely impressed, but nodded to the chair opposite and I sat down.

As the wine loosened my natural reserve, we chatted easily about this and that and, mercifully, very little about the case.  Fortunately Camilla was in forgiving mood, after I had attacked her evidence as a tissue of lies.  Not quite so crudely, but that was the thrust of it.  In fact, she found the whole experience amusing and light relief from earning obscene amounts of money on the catwalk. I was smitten, not just by her natural beauty, but also by her confident and relaxed manner.  Was it love at first sight?  I thought so, but asking her out was a different matter entirely.

Camilla was way up there out of my league, but then, stranger things had happened, and I’d watched Four Weddings and a Funeral several times, where the fashion model in the big hat, had fallen for Hugh Grant, albeit by a very circuitous route.  And what did Hugh Grant have that I didn’t?

I could see it all, the two of us snapped secretly by the paparazzi whilst cavorting on the beach in Barbados, or coming out of Stringfellows, or, better still, Annabel’s.

As she got up to leave, it was now or never.  Offering to pay for her meal was a big mistake, and she made that very clear.  She was rich, independent and only willing to be indulged on her own terms.  But my gesture obviously struck a chord, and my invitation to dinner was not dismissed totally out of hand.

“Look,” she said casually, “I’m having a few friends round for supper tomorrow night.  Why don’t you come along, that’s if you’ve got nothing better to do?”

I could hardly believe my ears.  “Thanks, that would be great.”

Camilla gave me her address.  “See you about nine,” and with that she was gone.

Fortunately for me, I was out of court the next day “working on papers” as the clerks euphemistically referred to unemployment, and I was able to concentrate on the evening ahead. 

A gesture of some sort was de rigueur. 

Perhaps a bottle of Chateau Plonk, wine you never dreamt of drinking yourself but which was passed on round the drinks party circuit like an unexploded bomb until eventually, with the off-licences and pubs closed, some unlucky sod actually uncorked the noxious liquid and passed out from the fumes.

A safer bet would be flowers and chocolates, not very imaginative, but less likely to cause offence.  But a moment’s reflection exposed the folly of that idea.  You don’t give chocolates to a model.  What would Hugh Grant take, besides his enormous sex drive and smarmy ways?  As I had neither, that was of no help at all.

Shortly after nine that evening, and clutching an expensive and elaborately presented corsage, I rang the doorbell to a delightful mews house just off the Portobello Road where the supper party for a few friends was in full swing.

Not what I’d expected at all.  Some drop dead gorgeous I had never seen before opened the door, and leaving it open, swayed back inside without a word.  I followed her into the living room, jam-packed with forty or fifty beautiful people straight from the pages of OK and Hello magazines, screaming at each other over the primordial beat of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath.

Glancing round the room, I spotted Camilla, draped across a sofa and being nuzzled by, oh My God, it can’t be!  It is!  Hugh Grant himself! 

Camilla waved and beckoned me over.  “So glad you made it.  You know Hugh of course.  Hugh, this is Toby, that absolute darling of a barrister I was telling you about.  Very good and very grand.  Had me quivering like a jelly!”

“Now that, my darling,” purred Hugh, batting his eyelids, “is something I wouldn’t have missed for the world,” and he gave them both his million dollar smile.  “Good to meet you, Toby,” he lied.  “Now, Millie, I must love you and leave you.  Got things to do.  See you next time around,” and with a long, lingering, parting kiss, he sloped out.

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Herewith as promised another excerpt from May It Please Your Lordship by Toby Potts, Chapter Ten:

 

I HAD NEVER been into drugs, not even at university, where they were supposed to be freely available. Well, to be strictly accurate, I’d been offered a spliff at a party once, but, like all those people in high places who set such a good example for lesser mortals to follow, I hadn’t actually inhaled; according to my friends in the know, this defeated the object of the exercise.

In my professional capacity, drink and drugs formed a sizeable part of my practice, from yobs in town centres drinking themselves senseless, assuming they had any sense in the first place, to lowlife on dark street corners offering coke, and brown, and hash, and speed, and E’s and anything else that took your fancy. It was very depressing, as it was to the bobbies on the beat who found themselves in the front line, night after night, when they weren’t back at the station filling in forms.

My first outing into the twilight zone concerned Dave ‘Dogface’ Brown, a small time dealer in heroin working his patch in Lambeth. By all accounts he was doing well. He had a nice flat, furnished expensively in a tasteless sort of way, with a top of the range stereo system that would knock your socks off at thirty paces.

Dave liked his gadgets.

With a face like a bloodhound, and instincts to match, he’d always managed to keep one step ahead of the law and the competition. However, nothing lasts for ever, as Dave discovered to his cost. Following an undercover operation, he had been charged with supplying a controlled drug of Class A to another, and possession of a small quantity of cannabis resin, and remanded in custody to stand trial at Southwark Crown Court.

I arrived early at Court, to see him in conference and prepare for trial. Counsel originally instructed was detained elsewhere, as his trial had overrun, so I had inherited the brief the night before. I’d long since reconciled myself to second or third choice in the pecking order, but work was work, and I was beginning to get my fair share of the pickings.

Southwark Crown Court was one of the newer, purpose-built courts, just south of Blackfriars Bridge, wedged between anonymous office blocks, and decked out with chrome and neon and garish carpets. A truly forgettable building, but justice was justice wherever it was administered, and at least there was a decent wine bar just around the corner.

Once robed, I presented myself at Reception on the ground floor. Time to touch base with my solicitor’s representative.

At my behest, the tannoy crackled into life. ‘Would the legal representative of David Brown please report to reception.’

To my horror, bearing down on me from the other side of the foyer, loomed the formidable figure of Bootsy Farmer, smiling broadly with his hand extended. ‘What a pleasure, Mr Potts. We meet again, and another lost cause if I may say so. Still, as Churchill used to say, we also serve who only strut and fret our hour upon the stage.’

Very droll, I’m sure, I muttered under my breath. Poor Churchill, poor Shakespeare, and, more to the point, poor Dogface at the sight of Bootsy the Bard bearing down on him, ready to give him the full treatment and get him to plead guilty. Worse still, had Bootsy already seen him and carved a deal? The instructions, on this point at least, were clear. Dave didn’t plead guilty to anything. For him it was a matter of principle. Fair enough, I thought, though I couldn’t spot the defence to possession. A lump of cannabis resin found where the sun never shines, wrapped in cling film, didn’t just get there on its own. Supplying a Class A drugs was in a different league altogether, attracting a long sentence of imprisonment if convicted, but Dave had a defence, of sorts, and it would be my task to present it.

I was determined to assert myself from the outset and not play second fiddle again. ‘Good morning, Mr Farmer,’ I said. ‘How nice to see you again. Have you seen the defendant yet?’

‘’Fraid not, Mr Potts. I got here early for that specific purpose, but the prison van was late, and he’s only just arrived. Shall we go and pay our respects?’

What a blessed relief.

I walked purposefully ahead towards the Custody Suite as it was called, determined not to be nobbled by Bootsy on the way. Dave was brought into the interview room, and after the usual niceties, the conference began.

‘The main evidence against you comes from the two women police officers, PCs Black and White.’

‘Yeah. Nice girls, big boobs, been transferred to Islington, last I ’eard. Won’t see them again for a while, more’s the pity.’

Was it my imagination, or was Dave high on something? He looked remarkably laid back.

‘They say you sold them three wraps of heroin?’

‘Yeah. You’re not telling me nothing I don’t already know, dude.’

‘I appreciate that,’ I continued, ‘but as I’ve stepped in at the last minute, I need to be sure I’ve covered all the angles, and this is your chance to bring me up to speed.’

‘Hey, if it’s speed you want, dude, then I’m your man,’ replied Dave, chuckling.

This was not a promising start. Dave was a child of the sixties, flower power, Woodstock, make love not war and all that, who used to get stoned on Jefferson Airplane and had never moved on. What he couldn’t smoke himself, he sold to others.

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April 24th, 2014

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Herewith another excerpt from May it Please Your Lordship by Toby Potts, Chapter Nine:

 

 

BEWARE OF CLERKS who say, ‘Just a short application, straight in and out, no problems, and you’ll be back in Chambers by eleven.’

This I was to discover to my cost.

I had just celebrated my first six months as a member of Brick Court, and it had gone passably well. There had been highs and lows, as with any barrister feeling his way, but that was to be expected, or so I told myself. I wasn’t in the ‘fat cat’ club, as yet, and my modest earnings seemed to dissipate at an alarming rate. There was value added tax to be paid at the end of each quarter, travel to and from court, chambers rent, clerks’ commission and then, of course, the dreaded income tax. It all left me perilously short at the end of each month. Still, I thought, it was only a matter of time.

The euphoria surrounding my day of fame in Little Hampton Magistrates Court, rubbing shoulders with the Great and the Good, was but a distant memory. No invitations were forthcoming to join the Earl and his party at Henley, or Ascot, or the glorious twelfth on the extensive Fitzherbert estates in bonny Scotland, in fact, not even a postcard for old times’ sake, so the wedding plans to the fragrant Lady Lucinda, or whoever, had to be put on hold.

In spite of effusive promises after the case, no work, either, from Mr Simkins. All that heady praise about a star in the making and a glittering career were nothing more than puffs of wind. It was a strange old world, and there was nothing stranger than solicitors. One minute they were all over you like a cheap suit; the next minute they were but a distant memory.

I was shaken out of my dark mood by a knock at the door, and before I had time to answer in sloped Paul bearing a brief, which he plonked down unceremoniously on my desk. ‘Brief for tomorrow,’ he grunted. ‘Short application, straight in and out, back in Chambers by eleven.’ Before I could reply, he sloped back out again.

The head note on the backsheet was enough to stiffen my sinews, and more, as I read to my horror: ‘In the Court of Appeal, Criminal Division.’

This can’t be right. Nobody appears in the Court of Appeal Criminal Division, or any Division, for that matter, without months of painstaking preparation. After all, for most practitioners, the Court of Appeal was the highest court in the land. Yes, of course, there was the House of Lords, but few indeed, with the obvious exception of Gazzard, sought fit to jolt the old fossils out of their judicial torpor. The Court of Appeal was the business end of the law in action, where the buck stopped, and usually with a full stop.

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TALLY HO


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April 20th, 2014

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Herewith as promised another excerpt from May It Please Your Lordship  by Toby Potts, Chapter Eight:

 

As I waited in the wings for my next call to centre stage, life went on much as before, the world continued turning, and it was business as usual at Brick Court.

But there was trouble brewing out in the Sticks, and it was soon to present me with my greatest challenge.

To my surprise, and trepidation, the brief to represent the Earl of Brockenhurst came into chambers, in my name no less, and marked with two hundred guineas, a king’s ransom. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Surely some mistake? I was at a complete loss to know why I’d been chosen, so I phoned the Earl’s solicitor, Peter Simkins.

‘Ah, yes, Mr Potts, you come highly recommended.’

‘I don’t understand.’

‘Then let me explain. His lordship had a chat about the case with his old friend, Sir Archibald Scott-Malden QC. I believe the two of you are acquainted?’

I didn’t know what to say, but immediately stood up. This was not the sort of phone call to be taken sitting down.

‘Anyway, Sir Archibald felt unable to take the case personally, due to a conflict of interests. They were at Eton together, don’t you know, and have remained firm friends ever since. Added to which, Sir Archibald has ridden regularly with the Hunt whilst staying as a weekend guest at Sandle Manor.’ I was swooning in awe. ‘Sir Archibald felt this was a case where we should keep as low a profile as possible. No offence intended, Mr Potts,’ he added hastily.

‘And none taken, Mr Simkins, I assure you.’

‘Splendid, splendid, I knew you’d understand. The Press will have a field day, whatever happens, and if Sir Archibald were there as well…’ He paused. ‘I’m sure you get the picture.’

‘Of course.’ I felt a little deflated, but it quickly passed.

‘Splendid, splendid. Now, we have a conference booked with you tomorrow morning at eleven thirty in your chambers. His lordship is staying at his London house even as we speak, so it will suit his convenience, and he is greatly looking forward to meeting you. As am I.’

 

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